Worthington, Minnesota

A place where awesome people live and the coolest math class in 8th grade live.

Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: Worthington, Minnesota

Person 1: oh where the best people in the world live?
Person 2: yeah

by M~Chan December 6, 2016

Warrington

A chav infested town in between Manchester and Liverpool. Most of the Warrington population include girl chavs that look like men sporting orange faces and tracksuits, guy chavs that think that they are harder than a brick wall and people that are about 50 but dress in lycra and animal prints. Their are a few cool people in Warrington, but they mostly escape and hang out in Manchester.

"That Warrington's a shit hole, i went out last night and got attacked by a group of chavs, i couldnt tell the difference between the guys and the girls."

by < Me > April 28, 2006

Cal Worthington

A used car salesman that had a dog named spot very famous

in the 1980's

Cal Worthington was a cowboy used car salesman that had these ridiculous commercials but made quite a bit of money
Sorry to say it's been a while

by Stationwagn October 31, 2009

Warringtonian

From Warrington, England. The best people in the world. We love our town and our team. We are the Warringtonians. WIRE TILL WE DIE

"I am from Warrington therefore I am a Warringtonian"

"I is from Wazza so I is a Wazzatonian innit"

"I support the Warrington Wolves"

by WarringtonGirl1991 December 30, 2011

Wordington

Something extremely goofy and weird. Wordingtonians come from here.

"Why the fuck is that man wearing a shirt that says thug shaker"
"Wordington outfit"

by scuzzlewuzzle March 30, 2023

Corkington

Corkington is related to that of the late artist, Angelini Corkingtonio, who during the early 17th was interested in the development of silly and goofy paintings of cats and vegetables. Corkington was his art style. Corkingtonio also started messing around with his neighbors during the late 17th when he was becoming decrepit, by throwing eggs that his chicken had just laid into his neighbor's house. Corkingtonio's last wish was that he wanted to be remembered as an artist and a prankster, and right before he died his final words were, "I have corked sufficiently."

One friend is talking to the another friend about Angelini Corkingtonio and then out of the blue, one friend will just start screaming and writhing "IM CORKING, IM CORKING, OMG, IM CORKING" then a second later, everything will be normal. A person who has just corked will have been the CORKINGTON of that situation, because they would have corked. However, there are some uses for corkington that are looked down upon in the community:
For example, if I would have started corking in church, I would be excommunicated from the Corkington community, and I would have been banned from all the Corkington meetings.

For example, if I would have started corking during a family gathering with my grandma there, it would have been taboo, however, if no grandparents were there, it would been socially acceptable to cork in front of my cousins and parents.

by Tommy Archibald Pigskin December 30, 2022

Worthington

An extremely small town, also referred to as east bum fuck. Located in western MA, surrounded by all the other "hick" towns like Chester, Huntington, Chesterfield, etc. Only two kinds of people live in the town of Worthington: rednecks and tree-huggers. The rednecks live there because all their inbred family members live there. And the tree-hugger freaks live there because they want to be one with nature. Needless to say, they don't associate with each other.

dude, do you wanna go to Worthington tonight?" "what the hell is there to do in Worthington?" " oh ya... screw Worthington!

by lovahh916 October 30, 2011