A very hairy sub-human
like species with a bad attitude. Generally Wookies think they know everything and view intelligent humans as "assholes". Often they are heard in the wild, expressing their thoughts of humans as "assholes", but generally this is done very quietly and under their breath. A Wookies typical living habitat is
one that someone else finances. Homes, cars,
shoes, clothing, food, entertainment, and sports equipment are typically provided to Wookies at no cost by elders. Elders often feel that they will be offered personal care in return for material things provided. A Wookie has an extreme sense of false-pride and sometimes even view themselves as god-
like. This
delusional thinking is often associated to their short, stocky height (Napoleon Syndrome), and small penis size. A Wookie will generally overcompensate his own abilities, and tell people how to run their business or life. As stated, most species are extremely hairy, although some are known to be bald on the upper cranium area of their
head. In the wild, this sub-species of Wookie are easily identified by the mirror
like glow emitting from their bulbous short necked
head. The balding species are known to be one of the most dangerous, because they can infiltrate any group of humans and corrupt
normal intelligent thinking and work patterns.
That fucking Wookie makes me
sick every time he walks by my office!
Fucking Wookie is going to
get punched in the
face the next time he smirks like that again.
