petting the woodchuck

a woman pleasuring herself

susie was so busy petting the woodchuck she didn't even notice that her curtains were on fire

by Suzie BostonKreme June 5, 2003

Woodchip Breath

An incredibly good smell.
Originated from the word "woodchip" which has the characteristics of being incredibly lovely.

The smell of this rose is a woodchip breath.

by TreeHugger4ever February 28, 2010

Woodchipper of Cock Forest

a slut that sucks lots of dick. and cock sucker. ghetto gagger. women who eat of swallow the shaft as a result of oral sex.

That bitch blew me so hard; she is the true Woodchipper of Cock Forest.

by Dr. Pat McRotch August 26, 2012

woodchippered

This occurs at high speed on a full-suspension a mountain bike, when the rider's buttocks contacts the rear tire with enough force as to allow the tire's rotation to pull the rider's pelvis (and accompanying anatomy) into the space between the rear tire and the back of the seat tube.

My undercarriage is wrecked from when I got woodchippered.

by MTB ALAN August 31, 2021

Jewish Woodchipper

When she is giving you head and she starts to nibble on your foreskin.

Man 1: woah bro what happen to ya cock?
Man 2: she gave me that nice Jewish Woodchipper bro

by thefortniteburgerguy October 4, 2020

woodchuck

A person who lives far away from populated areas

That woodchuck does not come into town to often

by Jay.K January 1, 2009

woodchuck

A girl who enjoys giving blowjobs

My girlfriend's a woodchuck. Be jealous.

by hahahaimawoodchuck January 20, 2009