an expert -- often used in a derogatory way, as in someone who fixates on the minutae of an issue or a problem.
by saeculum August 26, 2004
An incredibly stupid ass name that American University in Washington, DC decided to waste millions of dollars trademarking. The true definition of the word is unknown. It is also unknown whether it is an acronym or an actual word. Overall, American University wasted their money trademarking a word their own students don't know the meaning to.
Student 1: See that kid over there?
Student 2: Yea, in the WONK T-shirt?
Student 1: Yea, what a stupid shirt.
Student 2: Yea.. what does WONK even mean?
Student 1: Hell if I know.
Student 2: Fuckin AU
Student 2: Yea, in the WONK T-shirt?
Student 1: Yea, what a stupid shirt.
Student 2: Yea.. what does WONK even mean?
Student 1: Hell if I know.
Student 2: Fuckin AU
by AUstudent August 31, 2010
Founded by the incredible multi-international musician, Tiny Tim on his death bed on 30th November 1996. The term wonK isn't just a word, it's a way of life. All the courageous men and women who follow the wonK know that it means absolute pureness, sheer strength and grit determination. This way of life is not to be used without passion and only a small handful will have achieved absolute wonKness. WonKers are United.
by Tiny Tim 123 September 04, 2012
hi there muffin what shall we do today
well cupcake y dont we do abit of this and that get naked and have a wonk
well cupcake y dont we do abit of this and that get naked and have a wonk
by ya muffin May 15, 2011
by Al August 27, 2004
by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004
1) The word 'know' spelled backwards.
Used to describe the talking heads on TV news shows who pretend to be experts.
2) A know-it-all
Used to describe the talking heads on TV news shows who pretend to be experts.
2) A know-it-all
by saxpoet August 27, 2004