woking smeed

Similar to poking smot, where you're so damn stoned you can't say "smoking weed" right.

Person A:
God, what's that smell? What have you guys been doing?

Person B:
We were just woking smeed.

by desuforeverlulz August 20, 2011

waning

The act of pleasuring people of considerable age difference to yourself

e.g, I'm gonna go down to the bingo hall tonight and pick up some old ladies: take em for a bit of waning

by chaotica July 24, 2008

wonking your cronker

to masturbate,preferably for a guy.

*walks into the bathroom*
"oh my god!"
"what?"
"are you wonking your cronker?!"

by Jennifer Atkins June 15, 2008

wooing

When you scream WOO and/or different variations of that word

- WOOOOOOOO! ...wooo... wo. wooo
- what the fuck are you doing?
- i'm wooing

by Huso Andy May 3, 2011

wonging

To make a large amount of money

My mate Billy was wonging it after he put 50 quid on Everton to whip Liverpool and won 50 grand!

by Doddi September 14, 2007

woging

To make out in the back of a car usually. This action usually includes first second and third base. No sex. Just making out.

Yesterday my girlfriend and I were woging and got to third base. It was so much fun.

by TheRobinshark November 30, 2014

Wojing

To do something without your spouse.

I left Jim at home to go wojing with the "church ladies" when I broke my arm.

by SplatChoi September 2, 2018