Wonderfuck

Based on someone's Tumblr post saying they lost their virginity while wearing Taylor Swift's perfume. This blossomed memes of condoms, "Wonderfuck: The Ultimate Sensation that will Leave You Wonderfucked"

Someone in Tumblr later confirmed that Taylor did, in fact, know about Wonderfuck.

Fan: How many jokes do you know???
Taylor: All of them
Fan: Wonder-
Taylor: Wonderfuck. Yes I know about that.

by vehicularbitch December 29, 2022

bearded wonderland

A fake reality or delusion created by those who choose to rock the beard. It is also a good reason to take absolutely no personal responsibility in anything that you do.

Bearded Asshole: "I don't understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me."

Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."

Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."

Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.

by The MI Shocker April 17, 2014

Stevie Wondering it

When you're so high, you are just sitting there with your eyes closed.

Hey dude, look at Dave. He's totally Stevie Wondering it.

by Cold pop September 15, 2018

Wonderless

the absence of wonder, usually used in a sarcastic statement.

well...isn't that wonderless?

by Diego Nelson September 5, 2005

Wunderlich

kick ass last name, it stands for itself. i leave you to wonder and create humorous situations about the the way its pronounced and the fact that it is someones last name

Wunderlich (pronounced: Wonder-lick)

Guy: is... your last name Wunderlich?
Wunderlich: why yes, yes it is
Guy: i just came in my pants
Wunderlich: naturally

by Daniel Wunderlich October 13, 2008

5 Minutes in Wonderland

A slang term for a salvia trip. This is due to the fact that after smoking salvia, a trip lasts for approximately 5 minutes but is so intense that it can be compared to being in Wonderland.

Man, I scored some 50x for real cheap from the head shop downtown. We're going to get together tonight and have 5 minutes in Wonderland.

by AlexeiTheTroll March 20, 2011

Your Body is a Wonderland

John Mayer song from his hit debut album Room for Squares. Basically, a romantic song about sex.

See also: No Such Thing

And if you want love,
We'll make it
Swim in a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be awhile

Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder
I'll use my hands
Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland

by Nicolle August 14, 2003