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wobbler

"all i did was call him a gimp and he threw a wobbler, how pathetic!"
by WOM July 27, 2006
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Wobbler

An electronic/ dubstep bass drop that creates animalistic reactions
That song is a filthy wobbler
by Goonerlad June 9, 2014
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monkey wobbler

Loose term for a wanker,someone who is always wobbling his monkey!!
"That Andy is a proper monkey wobbler, he's always in the toilet pulling himself off"
by bigtongue121 November 18, 2014
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Womber

The expulsion of internal gasses via the anus and vagina contemporaneously. A fart plus a queef expelled in unison resulting in a terrible stench worse than any fart or queef alone.

Generally requires the wombing female to have recently ingested a chili filled bread bowl and cheap alcohol within weeks of frequent unprotected vaginal intercourse with unhygienic/unemployed sexual partners whose semen was left to decompose within her ample vagina.

The smell is so foul that it is presumed to incubate deep within the body, hence the root word 'womb'.

Although most frequently used as a noun (i.e. a womber), may also be used as a verb (i.e. "She has been wombing all night.")
That girl at Gen Con just dropped a womber so foul that we all almost vomited.

Did someone just burn a pile of rotting skunk fetuses? No, the woman in the Bon Jovi t-shirt eating a taco just released a womber.
by Amerigo Vespucci von Rodney January 7, 2010
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Womber

A fart/queef combo so vile, it can only have originated from the deepest bowels of a woman's uterus. It combines the smells associated with a regular fart -- one that begins in the colon and slides past some poo to eventually exit the anus -- with whatever gasses are generated inside a woman's menstruating womb. These two mixtures are expelled at the same time and the meet in the world to form a very unhappy union. Wombers smell bad.
Ann Marie, was that you? Next time you're going to drop a womber like that, let me know so I can get my hazmat suit.
by The Gamehole January 7, 2010
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wombled

Something which has been wombled has been 'taken' from where it was was randomly lying around. This derives from 'making good use of the things that we find, things that the everyday folks leave behind'
To go 'wombling' is to go in search of said items, on a mystery tour of sorts just to see what random things you can find.
We went on a mental road trip and wombled this walking stick which we found at the side of the road.
or, Someone totally wombled my last chip off my plate.
by Sheila Anderson April 12, 2008
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Womblesnout

When a woman's breasts are unerect and resemble the shape of - yes you guessed it - a womble's snout
When Jane removed her bra and turned around - she nearly knocked me out with her huge Womblesnouts!!
by Laura Daniel April 5, 2008
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