The wokestapo are a left wing version of the Gestapo, who spend most of their time looking for anyone or anything that doesn't match their pc/progressive/woke view of how everyone should behave. What they do next depends on how offended they are, or how offended they are on other people's behalf. Their actions can include snitching on people, complaining, social media campaigns to get them banned or sacked, protests, or left wing lynch mobs.
by I Hate Political Correctness May 30, 2021
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"i wikistand the mathematic underpinnings of video encoding enough to grasp the cleverness of your invention"
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White lady who marries a Pakistani man and tries to hard to fit in. Asian clothes, face vail, praying five times a day, teaching Asian how to be Asian, she is a white lady trying to be a Pakistani aka wakistani.
by Wakistani May 10, 2020
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by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
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Hey look at that white person attempting to be a Pakistani, what a sensible person, I hope he achieves his goal for the sake of all of us. Ttal respect to the Wakistani. Wakistan Zindabad
by wakistaninproud June 12, 2015
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I wonder what Christina Perri's life was like before her music got big. Let's Wikistalk her and find out.
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