portage wisconsin

An STD in itself. Trash line the streets and it smells like burnt piss. Everyone there is fat, retarded, and ghetto. Cops are pricks. Probably the root cause of Ebola.

Portage Wisconsin is an STD infested wasteland that makes Salton City look good.

by copperhead May 3, 2017

Madison, Wisconsin

A city that can be described as “Austin on the Prairie” (or alternatively “Portland between two lakes”).

“My sister went to college in Madison, Wisconsin. They keep it weird there.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Wisconsin Style

To piss in the sink, usually by a man at a bar or saloon when the line to the urinals is too long.

There was a huge line at the men's room and I really had to take a piss bad, so I went Wisconsin Style.

by LoToMojo January 31, 2010

Wisconsin Bubbler

A term that originated in Southern Wisconsin. Similar to a reach around, a Wisconsin Bubbler is when someone goes between another persons legs from behind (usually sitting) to perform oral sex.

"Alright Margaret, I'm sick of this 3rd grade stuff. Get under my chair and give me a Wisconsin Bubbler."

by Jake the man hammer March 19, 2012

Whitney Wisconsin

A dirty white bitch who enjoys fucking dogs and has earned a name for herself on the internet as one of the dirtiest bitches if all time

Yo that bitch Whitney Wisconsin will fuck your dog raw

by Ew this dirty dog fucker October 10, 2016

wisconsin

A state in the Midwest where people definitely know how to have fun. However the only way to do it is either to drink excessively (like 99% of the pop. does) or to spend all night shooting off fireworks at houses. If you ever go to Madison (capitol city) being sober is not an option. it has arguably one of the best party schools in the country. despite the lack of sobriety in Wisconsin, the driving skill far surpasses that of Illinois's. the un-ending rivalry between Wisconsin and Illinois is by far the most hate-driven in the U.S. However the two are terribly similar if you substitute cheese for corn and forests for fields. Also, even though they seem to hate each other, when a Wisconsinite and Illinoisan actually meet they are most likely to become great friends...weird.
Overall Wisconsin is a great place to live if you can take the disgustingly frigid winters and sometimes brutally hot summers.

WISCONSIN RULES!!!
GO CHEESEHEADS!!!

by BOO999 March 10, 2009

Wesconsin

The way many people who are not from Wisconsin procounce our state's name.

Wesconsin would be a great place to vacation.

by BigW February 20, 2005