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a formidable fighting tactic in which the aggressor swings their arms in circles on either side of their body while rushing the opponent. Because of it's unorthodox appearance, most people don't take it seriously, however many brave men have fallen to the power of the windmill.

-I wanna see some windmilling in, and if you've got a set of keys on you, stick them in your hand and make them count!

by Hulk Hogan March 20, 2005

Cream of Windmill

As the man is about to ejaculate, he swings his penis around in a circular, windmill-like motion by thrusting his hips. This will throw the semen around the place of intercourse.

Ex: See Def. of 'Cream of Windmill'

by The Sexual Visionary February 28, 2011

Pagan Windmill

A cross between what is seen on mudmonster.org and meatspin.com.

My roommate and his "close friend" decided to Pagan Windmill in my room last night. It'll take days to clean the sh*t off the walls.

by ColorfulPantaloons January 13, 2011

Dutch Windmill

n): When a man jerks off another man, using the second man's own arm instead of his own.

"It's not gay if you just use my arm to give me a Dutch Windmill."

by Ulvblod January 23, 2009

windmills

To throw huge wild punches on some prick.

- Yo, if that nob doesn't stop giving me dirties I'm gonna go over throwing a few windmills

by yepsen tsoane April 21, 2006

e-windmilling

The online chat equivalent of windmilling. When the protagonist indiscriminantly 'steams in' to one or more users of an online discussion forum.

E-Windmilling example from an internet discussion forum:

If you are the acid-faced, bespectacled, arrogant, humourless, stick-up-yer-arse git who hissed across the pub to instruct me to quit enjoying banter with the other teams in the pub quiz, please be informed that at the next quiz I have every intention of sitting right next to you and shouting out all the wrong answers right in your miserable, po-faced, evidently-works-in-finance ear.

Sir: If you don't like banter, don't go down the pub.

Looking forward to whupping your arse (in the quiz, of course. I don't do fisticuffs, even if that is what you were angling for last night. Sorry to deny you the satisfaction of neanderthal pleasures) next Sunday, once again.

by Pub quiz March 30, 2009

vanilla windmill

When a guy comes in a chicks ass. Then the load is farted back in the guys face.

I was banging my chick in the ass, then she gave me a vanilla windmill.

by Sam and Katie June 29, 2006