Double Winder

A man or Female that is in the CASE of Acting or doing of Cheating in a short term relationship..

JON DOE - Dude I'm Telling you Jorge Don't go out with shayna she's a double winder.
JORGE- Dude No She''s not so quit your shit.
*1 week and 1/2 later*
JORGE- Dude she cheated on me

JON DOE- i fucking told you dumbass

by STR8IISLAUGHTER July 18, 2009

Winderful

A constant state of being in Winder, Georgia. Occurs regardless of time of day, random meteorological events, train crashes, rioting, or mass chaos.

Jim: How are you today John?
John: I’m just Winderful today.
Jim: Even though there’s a tornado, the train hit an eighteen-wheeler, the rioters are destroying downtown, and anarchy has broken out?
John: It’s just another Winderful day.

by BrineInAPickleJar October 21, 2021

fruit winder

a traditional British delicacy sourced from glucose, concentrate fruit flavourings and children's toe fungus

"Can I try some of your Kellogg's Fruit Winder?"
"No."

by _thetruetea February 23, 2019

Bobbin Winder

A Bobbin Winder is a kid that is amazing at sewing.

"You're such a Bobbin Winder, Patrick Gibson." Says Aidan.

by StarofDavid69 April 20, 2009

winder

“-winder” used as a suffix to a word. can be placed behind any word to exaggerate the word. complete opposite of the suffix “-mat”

“Mum where is the jamwinder”
“its in the frigewinder honeywinder”

by legendarywindermon February 16, 2022

Side winder

When your penis must be tucked to the side when wearing dress pants or slacks to avoid a bulge at a formal event

Jimmy you need to side winder that hog!

by Boxmuncher829 September 21, 2023

Bowl Winder

A turd of exceptional length, usually normal to thin girth, coming in at around 8+ inches, that winds around the bottom of bowl for at least one full rotation.

"Did you see that picture of that bowl winder I sent you earlier!?" -Guy 1

"Yea dude, that was quite an impressive log, it wrapped around the entire toilet!" -Guy 2

by I-CUP May 25, 2018