Winning
Winning by TheDoodler83 March 16, 2011
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An ongoing cycle of competence and achievement in various endeavors. You cannot win; there is only the continuous action of winning. In other words, banging 7 gram rocks.
Winning
A phrase started by the TV-show actor Charlie Sheen. This word can be used in describing anything that is great. "Not winning" is obviously used to describe something not as great.
Bob: I totally banged that hot chick, Ashley, last night.
Sam: Dude, that's winning.
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John: Man, I can't believe Samantha dumped me...
Ryan: I know, bro. That's not winning.
Sam: Dude, that's winning.
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John: Man, I can't believe Samantha dumped me...
Ryan: I know, bro. That's not winning.
Winning by chikkachea March 27, 2011
winning
What you call yourself when you are trying to convince the world that you are not a crazy crack-addicted man-whore.
Guy, who is a loser, masturbating to sexy computer-generated characters from video games and anime drawings of girls showing their underwear at 4 in the morning in his mom's basement wiping the tears away: "I am winning."
winning by ChuckChaser69 March 22, 2011
Winning
Winning by winninggoddess4CharlieSheen March 27, 2011
Winning
Roughly synonymous with "getting your ass kicked". Winning! is often a result of pissing off everyone you know and getting canned. There is a fine line between Winning! and OD'ing! or Dying of some kind of VD! Side effects include being arrested and losing all respect.
Man 1: I just got fired for being an arrogant prick and abusing every substance known to man, such as alcohol, prescription pills, sex, and enough cocaine to keep Colombia's economy thriving. Not to mention the time I threatened to cut my wife's head of with a pen knife and mail it to her mom...
Man 2: Dude, your winning even more than charlie sheen.
Man 2: Dude, your winning even more than charlie sheen.
Winning by tigerblood15 March 29, 2011