Wellocks

To do something badly.

'What a load of wellocks'
'He definitely talks a load of Wellocks'
'Did you hear that sports bulletin? Absolute wellocks'
'None of you know what you are doing - and all i seem to hear is a stream of utter Wellocks.....'

by Axis of Ignorance June 12, 2019

wollocks

'bullshit' to call out someone/something

can also be 'taking the piss'

Your story is absolute wollocks

Your taking the wollocks

by bidgickdaddy69 January 25, 2022

Willickey

UK slang for feeling out of sorts. Not sure of origin. Heard in use several times in Brighton, East Sussex.

I just had my flu jab and now I feel willickey, so I’m off home.

by IvyEye October 6, 2023

the willcock

the willcock is a sexual act in which two fat black men with tiny winkies romantically kiss one anothers jap eye.

yo dude, last night... me and frank did the willcock, it was errmmm... different.

by magnificolecuntbag December 31, 2013

Dylan wilcock

Absolute thumb

Dylan wilcock is a thumb 👍🏻

by anonymous January 25, 2022

Craig wilcock

All the gear and no idea

That guy is a real Craig wilcock

by That jerk May 29, 2023