weak willy

An unfortunate medical condition often leading to the sufferer experiencing a drippy tiddler. Often resulting in having to wear wet pants, which give off acrid steam if too close to a radiator.
Origin: Eck Static and Bloomin' Press of The Filth.

B.P. "I once pissed me pants at school"
Eck: "what was it, Weak Willy? Weak Willy, eh?"

by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

Willy Moon

A Willy Moon is when someone flashes their ass at you and their dick flops out between their legs at the same time

"Dave became enraged when his Grandad gave him a willy moon"

by Blaise Noctem March 16, 2015

willy wobbles

A phrase invented on Love Island Australia, the male version of Fanny Flutters

I saw a beautiful girl at the club last night she gave me Willy wobbles

by Lin_bubbles June 19, 2018

Wilby scoot

Wilbur soot, called “wilby” by the gremlin child
He now calls himself “Wilby Scoot”

My mum called me wilby so I said im wilby scoot

by Disco_17 March 23, 2021

Willy Lump Lump

When a group of friends have an inside joke, and another person is asking what's so funny. Definition comes from the movie 'Menace to Society'.

Caine: You don't wanna go out like Willy Lump Lump.
Sharif: Who is Willy Lump Lump anyway?
Caine: Ah man, don't worry about it, it's an inside thing.

"What are y'all laughing at"?

"It's a Willy Lump Lump, don't worry about it. You wouldn't understand."

Person 1: What's so funny?
Person 2: (they smack their lips and look person 1 up and down crazy-like and says) Willy Lump Lump

by Emperor C May 9, 2019

Wilby

For that one time that a small child, no, infant called an old man on the internet Wilby instead of his actual name , Wilbur Soot.

Why did you look this up?

"Wilby I'm-"
"Did you just call me Wilby?"
"Nah I said Wilbur-"
"Did you just frunking call me Wilby?!?!?"
"I DID NOT CALL YOU WILBY"

by MommyMilk69 February 25, 2021

Wiley

A person who has unlimited emails. He has too much time on his hands. He doesn't like his own identity so he has to make everyone's lives miserable.

Wiley: Who should I pick on today?

by Saints66 August 5, 2023