wilbert

When a straight heterosexual male accidentally sticks his thumb up another man's rectum, purely by mistake. Usually occurs in male community showers at gyms or prisons/correctional facilities and dark rooms.

As I entered the dark room, I slipped and fell on Greg's bed, accidentally giving him a wilbert.

As the doctor was checking my cheeks, he accidentally gave me a wilbert.

by Jim Bobbbb May 5, 2008

Wilbert

A cute name for a big cow

That's a cute big wilbert on the farm

by Omgwtfisthatthing May 28, 2017

Wilberth

The type of guy to fuck cats

Wilberth:Like he does fuck cats

by Fuhffuhdtuotr November 7, 2018

Wilbertron

A rather averagely sized male phallace, often Synonymous with smeg.

Get your Wilbertron out!

Oh no, my wilbertron has an infection.

by Geoff.com March 3, 2009

Wilberthe

One sexy ass lil chick.
Madd cute.
One cool kat

Yoo shes madd Wilberthe, I would bagg

by yooiesd December 27, 2010

wilbertus

the name of a black man who only speaks ooga booga

Alex: Did you hear what wilbertus said yesterday?
David: Oh yeah, he said "ooga booga bish"

by father long legs November 20, 2018

wilbertleonhardt

bloody legend

Jill(Morgz Mum): First to leave the bathroom keeps wilbertleonhardt

Morgz: Let's do it

by J.Jacobo September 9, 2019