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Wightman

A name only given to the end of the most wise, noble people. Most commonly put in from of the word CJ, it is used to show studlieness and muscle power. Any person who knows a Wightman should go find him and give him a hug, because most likely he has or will save your life sometime in the future.
Look that kid all the ladies are smelling, oh wait that's no a kid its CJ Wightman.
by CWIGHTMBOY November 7, 2011
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Wightman

Name of someone whom is seen as god like to both sex's, ie Girls and Women.n Someone everyone has great admiration for and respect.
I love Wightman
by David Carmichael June 23, 2003
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tighty wighties

A type of underwear that comes in the color white normally. The most popular brands of them are Hanes, and Fruit of the Loom. There is also Calvein Klein Underwer.

Tighty wighties are considered uncool because there most popular target is little kids and old men. If caught wearing them as a teen then you will be pantsed or wedgied. Thats why only nerds wear them.
How do i know that only nerds wear them? I know because i am a nerd and i wear them. And i have 2 friends that are nerds. They both wear tighty wighties. My friend wears hanes and his brother who is also a nerd wears fruit of the loom tighty wighties.
by tightywighty nerd October 11, 2010
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Isle of Wight

A small island off the south coast of England. Referred to by the Beatles as a place to holiday when you're 64, the Island is notorious for its surplus of OAP's as this garden Isle can be a relaxing place to live with a very slow pace of life.
However, life for anyone below the age of 65 can be very boring unless you are extremely rich or stupid. There are very little job prospects, the education system is terrible and the social exclusion rates are like those of a major mainland city. There is very little for kids to do, fashion takes 5 months plus to translate to the Island's people. The cost of living is quite high- for example, McDonalds raise the price of all the goods 10p more than mainland prices to account for shipping.
With all the negative stuff out the way, the air is cleaner, life is calmer; you feel more secure here than on the mainland. Raising your kids here in theory is great as you can let them out on the streets and you know that if they step one tootsie out of line, the neighbours will tell you all about it. Everyone knows everyone, probably related to someone, somehow. It's an excellent place to re-evaluate your life simply because you realise that you have so much going for life elsewhere. Plus, we have a couple of brilliant breathtaking festivals every year and Hendrix Played Here!!!!
Isle of Wight Dictionary:
Mainlanders: Grockles or Overners (Bloody Foreigners)
Islanders: Calkheads
Caterpillars: Mallyshags
Cheese Sarnie: Nammit
Lady: Gal
Man: Nipper
Child: Littlun
Well, I say (Express Surprise): Wuh!
Island Newspaper: The Isle of Wight Can Depress
by Hot Mango Flush June 11, 2006
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Weighted dildo raping machine

Self-explanatory, it's going in one hole or another... There is no stopping it
Timmy: Where is my Weighted Dildo raping machine?
Kelsey: I am using it right now, i will give it to you when i am done.
Timmy:I need it tomorrow because my friends are coming over tomorrow and we are going to experiment.
Sandra: Sounds fun, you will need to buy new batteries, because i have been using it all day.
Timmy: oh how did that go?
Sandra: it went well, it was running all day...
by WDRMaster May 15, 2010
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isle of wight

An island off the south coast of England, the Isle of Wight is a land of beauty. It has a lot of nice seaside towns and they all have attractions. Some people equate it with being in England in the 1950s, but there's nothing wrong with that surely.
On the Isle of Wight there is a museum containing the skeleton of a Finback Whale (the second largest after the Blue Whale) which was washed up some years ago near The Needles.
by Stormsworder December 7, 2006
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Weighter

A person who is chosen by/for you to carry your weights to/from your gym area like a waiter at restaurants.
The non-toned man was claimed as Squeezy G's prison bitch, and had to be his weighter.
by Spelling D July 14, 2014
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