Whoreboard

A combination of the 2 words, "Scoreboard" and "Whore", which is used to depict a tally of the number of people within your immediate location (i.e. in the same room, in the same bar) with whom you've had sexual relations.

"Aggie and Tracy just walked in. My whoreboard is at 2!"

"I'm scared to go to my high school reunion because my whoreboard will be around 15."

"I was at City Tavern on a date with Travis. My ex-boyfriend was bar tending, and last weekend's fling was also at the bar. Whoreboard - 3."

by MeanJoeFunStory March 17, 2014

whoreange

a whore, who is orange, resulting from too much fake and bake.

damn, that girl is a whoreange.

by whoreange April 9, 2008

whoremoanal

The state in which a child-bearing aged female experiences sudden feelings of horniness or urges to act out in a slutty way, due to her monthly fluctuating hormone levels.

This state can last from a few hours to a few days per month, and it can sometimes feel insatiable. It is a special time and should be treated by men as such.

A common related text message:

Whoremoanal. Door is unlocked.

by missusscamper June 12, 2009

Whoremones

The kind of level of hormones that makes one seem like a thirsty slut for extended periods of time.

That dude can't stop talking about sex and shit; the whoremones must be raging.

by Aerial Asshole September 27, 2017

Whoregon Trail

A lifestyle leading towards becoming a whore.

"Why does that 13-year-old girl have tats and fishnet stockings?!"
"She must be taking a ride on the Whoregon Trail."

by TheDarkLord11 February 4, 2010

Whoremanism

Whore-ish behavior has become so disgustingly normal in this world (JUST LISTEN TO TODAY’S MUSIC AND LOOK AT SOCIAL MEDIA). It’s gone too far—it might as well be considered it’s own religion! Behold: “WHOREMANISM”: the religious-like practice of being a whore...

*Practices and SYMPTOMS include:
- Demonstrating whore-ish tendencies and thought patterns.
- Sleeping around or expressing the desire to.
- Crippling narcissism and insecurity in regards to relationships (status).
- Consistently dirty-minded (and use of nasty words).
- Dancing, posing, or singing PROVOCATIVELY.
- Wearing provocative clothing, loads of makeup (to the point no one knows what you actually look like), and undergoing EXCESSIVE unnatural enhancements (for others’ liking/attention/approval and not your own).

Jenny: “Hey! Have you seen Virginia’s latest post?”
John: “No... what is it? Is it worse than last week’s bikini picture? I swear those bottoms were actually a thong...”
Jenny: “It’s much worst. This week, she took a selfie on the toilet with a Lillie pop in her mouth... and she’s not wearing pants! It’s so freaking nasty.”
John: “Ew. There’s that Whoremanism.”
Jenny: “Yeah, it’s like the only thing she’s devoted to—never a man.”
John: *Shudders “Try being one of her exes.”

by TCRS* June 17, 2020

whoremone

A whoremone is an endocrine signaling molecule released when a Chad's pheromones are detected by the olfactory sensory organs by men, women or others alike. This molecule signals the body that intercourse is about to go down.

Oh my god did you see Brett today? He's got my whoremones all outta whack.

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021