diet whoopass

A can of whoopass suitible for diabetics.

Tara: I'm going to open a can of whoopass on ya.
Bob: Please don't, I'm a diabetic.
Tara: Fine then, diet whoopass.

by Kay March 21, 2004

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can of whoopass

A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker.

Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass.

Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

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usaully meaning you're going to get your ass kicked aka you're going down aka you're gunna die etc...

your about to be served a can of whoopass

by haha No September 19, 2005

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a foot stuck up (your) ass which must be surgically removed by a medical professional a.k.a (yo' mama)

a mother knows best how to treat "a can of whoopass"

by Miralem B August 09, 2005

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A moron's version of can of whoopass. Used by every idiot nerd at my school because they think it'll make them cool.

Nerd - 'Yo yo yo, I just opened up a can on whoopass'.
Me - 'You're a fag.'
*Beats nerd up*

by Nerdbeater May 16, 2004

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a can of whoopass is something you open up on someone whom you're about to fight.

by Scorpiette July 14, 2005

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something i open up on sorry losers.
something my grandmother opens up when her titties sag too low

by samdog November 10, 2004

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