whomps

Popularized by TJ Detwiler, this word is a negative exclamation that one may use without being reprimanded for swearing.

This lunch 'whomps'

by Kevcowiffle December 28, 2003

whoomp

1. (n)(obs.) the place where it is
2. (n) the place where it was

Has anyone seen Tag Team lately? Whoomp! They're gone! (Perhaps they're hanging out with 95 South.)

by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004

whoompsh

to jerk off, to masturbate

i need to whoompsh, dont open my door

by trueluv January 24, 2011

whomp biscuit

Refridgerated, canned biscuits. After you peel a little bit of the label off, you whomp them on the countertop edge to pop the container open. Hence Whomp Biscuits.

Honey can you cook some whomp biscuits for breakfast? Sure! What brand?

Pillsbury makes the best whomp biscuits in the world.

by miltonbuck April 28, 2014

whoomper

To pass gas, to far, t to rip one

Jimmy said, "Excuse me!" as he let out a big whoomper.
Jeffery let a whoomper rip at the wedding during the vows.

As the bench vibrated, Coach Wes said, "Ok, who whoompered???"

by Uncle Jimmy jam May 9, 2018

whomper

A throbbing erection.

After taking 6 viagra and injecting cocaine directly into my penis, I had a whomper for 9 hours.

by MilitantLezbian July 1, 2009

molly whompin

a throwback term for a beat down. not to a bloody pulp, but just a quick and painful beatdown.

First main use is in the song Molly whompin' which was on the mixtape 2800 by that artist stunnaman.

Not to be confused with the term molly whomp which has a dual meaning:

1: a cock slap

2: a gang beat down that has not happened yet or is being planned.

we all just started molly whompin on this foo that raped lisa.

i molly whomped lisa last night and these guys came out of no where and started molly whompin on me

by Eric muhseeis March 7, 2009