Gee Whiz

(N.) The South Jersey/ATHF Word for "Jesus", used to not offend sensitive viewers or the FCC.

Meatwad: "Golly Gee Wilikers, Radioactive Man! It's Gee Whiz! (aka Chinesus)"

by G-Union 2 November 24, 2004

cheez whiz

Artificial cheese. One chemical away from being seran wrap.

by Poopsy July 8, 2003

Cheez Whiz

A cheese spread, more commonly found in america.
Cheez Whiz comes in jars, tubes & spray-cans.
Source of milk: Ryan Ross

Hey you got any chips? No, but I got Cheez Whiz

by BushyCuntDr4g0n July 18, 2017

take a whiz

to take a piss; to urinate.

BRB, I need to take a whiz.

by ichikuun November 7, 2013

Whiz dogg

1. A mutual act of tenderness in which one fills a partners rectum with Cheez Whiz for lubrication and then fucks them in the ass. This is followed by the tasty Cheez being sucked or licked off the lucky cock. This is often followed up with a Salisbury Spritz.

2. "Old Salisburian Style" Whiz Dogg is similar except that one uses a pastry bag to increase the volume and depth of Cheez Whiz in the recipient's ass and one finishes with a pearl necklace that is summarily licked clean.

"Hey, John, how was your date?"
"Man! That girl is a freak! Not only does she like it in the ass, she let me give her a Whiz dogg."

by Hobo2 January 3, 2006

Whiz Khalifa

When you take a piss and a shit at the same time. Because it comes out "Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow"

Dude, I just took a Whiz Khalifa. It was black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow...

by Windsor11 October 18, 2011

cheese whiz

Bullshit, nonsense

Do you have a theory here, McCoy, or are you just spraying cheese whiz into the wind?
Law & Order, Series 6 episode 18

by Mohamed April 5, 2004