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Coney Island Whitefish

A used condom that floats in water such as near a pier, or floating by you in the ocean.
"That nasty Coney Island Whitefish almost touched me".

new jersey whitefish 

Used condom discarded in the wild. Often found on the jersey shore. But can be found in parking lots and movie theaters.
Dude I went to the beach, and the only wildlife were seagulls and new jersey whitefish.

coney island whitefish

I saw a rubber glove floating in the river and I thought it was a 5 finger coney island whitefish

Long Island Whitefish

A used condom found floating up on the beach.
We enjoyed a nice barefoot stroll on the beach until I felt the sickening squish of a Long Island Whitefish under my toes.

alaskan whitefish 

When one person freezes water in the shape of a cylinder then proceeds to use it as a dildo. They leave the ice inside of themselves until it melts. They then collect the mixture of water and juices in a container. Finally they leave the concoction on a table for someone else to drink.
Guy 1- "Hey bro just left an Alaskan Whitefish on that table over there"

Guy 2- "If that guy over there drinks that shit I'll give you 20 bucks"

Guy 3 walks over to table examines water and proceeds to drink.

Guy 1- "Where's my 20 bucks?"

Blue-and-Whitewash 

Noun.
When Jewish groups or individuals are used to cover up or gloss over the anti-Semitism of a third party, or absolve an anti-Semite of anti-Semitism
The use of support by a small group of Jews to obfuscate the underlying anti-Semitism of an individual or group
To give a veneer of respectability to anti-Zionists
Jewish Voice for Peace's main goal is to blue-and-whitewash away the anti-Semitism of Students for Justice in Palestine and other anti-Semites.