A euphemism for semen, much like male tears and boy tears. Used by people who enjoy performing fellatio and receiving semen as payment, A.K.A. a cum whore.
by spootyhead November 16, 2016

1. A description of the behavior of a white person playing the victim in a racial discussion.
OR
2. Crying like a white girl to get your way.
OR
2. Crying like a white girl to get your way.
1. You: Statistics show that black people use drugs at the same rate as whites, but are 10 times more likely to go to jail for it.
White person: Well, some homeless guy called me a cracker once, so it goes both ways. In fact, YOU are the racist for even bringing this up! *White tears*
2. I was going to fail my class since I hadn't turned in any work since October, but I cried some white tears to my professor and he let me pass.
White person: Well, some homeless guy called me a cracker once, so it goes both ways. In fact, YOU are the racist for even bringing this up! *White tears*
2. I was going to fail my class since I hadn't turned in any work since October, but I cried some white tears to my professor and he let me pass.
by KittenPower November 3, 2013

White tears are produced by white women to manipulate situations so that their issues are favored over others. Usually used when they are being called out on their poor behavior. White Tears are seen as weapons to marginalized groups. White Tears are also used to play the victim card.
Sara, a white girl, called the cops on Monica, a black girl, because Monica confronted Sara for stealing from her, and as soon as the cops pulled up, Sara began to cry. Also known as white tears.
by SaveUs August 31, 2022

I was busy at it, vinegar strokes and all, she tickled my sack and before I knew it I was crying the white tears of love!
by rc55 March 5, 2004

When a white girl (or boy) cries in difficult situations to get themselves out of it and for everybody to comfort them.
Largely seen when the topic of racism is brought up and the white girl refuse to admit that what she did was wrong so she cries in hoping that people will feel sorry for her instead of comforting whoever she offended.
This works most of the time since people are made to feel empathic towards white women who cry, and will tell off whoever hurt her feelings for being such a meanie.
Largely seen when the topic of racism is brought up and the white girl refuse to admit that what she did was wrong so she cries in hoping that people will feel sorry for her instead of comforting whoever she offended.
This works most of the time since people are made to feel empathic towards white women who cry, and will tell off whoever hurt her feelings for being such a meanie.
English teacher: Stacy, get out of this classroom for cursing.
Stacy: Thats not fair!! *starts to cry white girl tears*
Rest of the class: Wow the English teacher is such a bitch!
White girl: *parades around in Native American warbonnet and puts on war paint* I always wanted to be Indian!!! :D
Native American: We're called Native American. And you're being racist because not all of use wear warbonnets and they are consider to be sacred to those who do.
White girl: Omg, but I cant be racist cause I dont hate you Indians and Im doing this to honor your people!! *cries white girl tears*
Native: Its still racist no matter what your intentions ar-
Wave of people: Omg how can you be so mean?!? She wasnt doing it to mock you people god, you are such a racist for calling her racist!!! Its people like you who keeps racism alive!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!
Stacy: Thats not fair!! *starts to cry white girl tears*
Rest of the class: Wow the English teacher is such a bitch!
White girl: *parades around in Native American warbonnet and puts on war paint* I always wanted to be Indian!!! :D
Native American: We're called Native American. And you're being racist because not all of use wear warbonnets and they are consider to be sacred to those who do.
White girl: Omg, but I cant be racist cause I dont hate you Indians and Im doing this to honor your people!! *cries white girl tears*
Native: Its still racist no matter what your intentions ar-
Wave of people: Omg how can you be so mean?!? She wasnt doing it to mock you people god, you are such a racist for calling her racist!!! Its people like you who keeps racism alive!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!
by whatwhatinthebutt April 5, 2012

David: Cheryl please done use your White Woman Tears
Cheryl: I'm sorry for the things I've done *cries* and I'll never do that again *cries*
Cheryl: I'm sorry for the things I've done *cries* and I'll never do that again *cries*
by Plsdontever October 19, 2019

The Parkland shooter is a perfect example of White Man Tears. After his mass shooting causing 17 deaths he faked insanity in order to get a lighter sentence.
by i<3europeans September 24, 2021
