Cilantro drunkenly stumbled into Boo's bedroom and unwittingly fell face first into her face-down-ass-up whisker biscuit and suffocated into a coma that lasted 3 1/2 years. (names changed to protect the innocent)
by Justin Koehler May 12, 2005
An asshole with a 5 o'clock shadow.
by yellowfincutthroat August 28, 2009
Man, you got a huge whisker biscuit inside your computer. Get the air compressor and blow that mother out.
Don't breathe in the whisker biscuit.
Don't breathe in the whisker biscuit.
by WhiskerB November 01, 2007
Also known as dingleberry or assbugar. A small rolled up ball of toilet paper stuck or tangled in the hair of the butt crack. Alternatively it can be the dried up remains of a sexual encounter left in the pubic hair as a result of bad hygiene.
by papa Luig' June 19, 2007
by taddizzle November 24, 2007
The vaginal area of a woman who is heavily aroused and very, very wet. "Buttered" is added to the existing phrase whisker biscuit once it has reached a state of slippery wetness akin to that of something that has been buttered.
by boerbabe May 23, 2006
a whisker biscuit with a helping of vaginal nastiness such as yeast infection, or any other variety of crotch rot
She fucks so many guys she has to have a whisker biscuit with cheese.
I found out the hard way that Holly has a whisker biscuit with cheese-- I fuckin hate cheese!
I found out the hard way that Holly has a whisker biscuit with cheese-- I fuckin hate cheese!
by Tank178 October 07, 2005