West Virginia Grit Shits 

When you eat a pan of buttery grits with your sister and fuck her on the kitchen table and when you get ready to cum you stick a finger in your ass and smear shit and grits on your face and yell country roads take me home.

I performed a West Virginia Grit Shits with my sister yesterday after church.

West Virginia Grit Shits by Kw69420 April 10, 2022

West Virginia Pink Spatoon 

After the act of gaping/wallering out a woman's anal cavity, use the bored out hole as a spitter whilst continuing to have intercourse.

Hey Breanna, Geoff brought his mint Copenhagen, I thinks he wants to West Virginia Pink Spatoon you.

West Virginia Pink Spatoon by Geoff12 June 2, 2021

West Virginia citation style

When a writer attaches footnotes to a footnote (i.e., uses toenotes) but, due to inbreeding, the number of toenotes used is not equal to five.

Rather than opting for Chicago style, MLA, or APA, she defaulted to West Virginia citation style.

West Virginia citation style by Roger Cooper June 23, 2016

West Virginia Coffee stirring 

When you stir someone’s coffee with your penis

He offered to give her a coffe made by West Virginia coffee stirring by stirring her coffee with his penis.

West Virginia Coffee stirring by Coffee stirring January 30, 2018

West Virginia Grand Slam

The act of filling her main 3 holes with cum and then slapping her in the face with your penis afterwards.

“I did a West Virginia Grand Slam to her the other day.”

West Virginia Grand Slam by TheBangerOfMothers April 12, 2025

the serpent handlers of west virginia

A punk rock band in the bowels of southern west virginia noted for alcohol and drug use also serpent handling any other history is unknown

{guyDid u hear the serpent handlers of west virginia
{guy}Yea that shit was wack

the serpent handlers of west virginia by Loren Hatfield November 13, 2007

Sparkling Gay West Virginia Moon Pie 

When someone deficates into a paper bag, pours copious amounts of glitter and sprinkles into it and puts firecrackers in it to light on someone's door step.

"Dave needs a sparkling gay West Virginia moon pie delivered to his door step immediately."

Sparkling Gay West Virginia Moon Pie by Redfox30 March 9, 2022