the warm air weasel of doom

A Fart of gas to the 12th power of boom-bigger-te.

the warm air weasel of doom is what all farts run from.

by andand October 29, 2006

weasel the dog

Weasel the dog is a British pup who eats cats on his free time. He doesn’t enjoy when there’s too much blood in his food. He is also a gay pup. He enjoys scooting his butt on the floor and stretching. His favorite holiday is halloween and he’s single and ready to mingle

“Oh look it’s weasel the dog!”

“Weasel the dog is a gay British pup.”

by the lioness god October 31, 2021

wesseldine

A human who is terrible at basketball and works for aus post as a postman

A wesseldine touched me

by Southsidepatrickded August 3, 2024

wesseldine

A postman and a forklift driver who is a man on multiple talents

A wesseldine tried to hurt me

by Southsidepatrickded August 4, 2024

dick weasel

A sneaky guy who has no shame in plotting to get girls to have sex with him. Usually college guys who get girls drunk and take advantage of them.

Freshman Larry is such a dick weasel. He only went to the Frat Party because he knew he could get Wendy drunk and screw her brains out.

by toast455 July 19, 2005

Double-edged Weasel

A person who's naturally weaselly (though they often pretend to not to be a weasel) and have somehow convinced other members in an organization they are knowledgeable and/or influential.

Alan is such a double-edged weasel!

by Jankstick February 19, 2015

drain the weasel

To take a piss (male).

John rises.
Steve: Where you off to? You better not be standing me up for some tidy piece.
John: Nah mate, calm down, this is my 17th pint of Hoffmeister I've got to go and drain the weasel.

by juicystargirl August 7, 2006