Wanna Ride Bikes

An expression used to point out someone's inability to focus on a given task due to Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD).

q: How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb?

a: Wanna Ride Bikes?

by fish27 September 9, 2008

Wanna run two's?

Refers to the action of splitting the cost of a big meal in pairs of two's.

That's a little expensive man, you guy's wanna run two's?

by NotoriousHakim August 3, 2017

Shawty Wanna Fuck

The greatest song you've never heard, a chad masterpiece

Dude-bro1: Wanna listen to Shawty Wanna Fuck?
Dude-bro2: Hell yeah bro, it's my favorite song

by gayasswhale August 27, 2020

Native American wannabe

A person (usually white) who wish to be one with the mother earth and pretends to be spiritual but smoking weed and dressing up in racist stereotypes of the media makes out Native Americans to be. Also tries to say they are half Native American.

Native American wannabe: So I found out Im a descent of a Cherokee princess and stuff :DD *wears warbonnets and tell people the Two Wolves story*

Actual Native American: Yeah, no. Theres no royalties in Cherokee tribe and everything youre saying is wrong.

Native American wannabe: /goes on rampage explaining why she/he is right and actual Native is wrong.

by holyfuckmyfishisflying April 5, 2012

Ling Ling Wannabe

People who strive to be as amazing as Ling Ling, who practices 40 hours a day.

I am a Ling Ling wannabe but have yet to practice 40 hours a day.

by jfalkdjflaskdjflk September 19, 2020

Wannabe white

A person of different race than white who has a strong desire to be white. He can act or talk 'white', maybe because of the judging society , bc he seeks job or simply view white people superior.

Guy: Ugh I have to write an essay about (random singer) for the next week, what should I write about?

Girl: idk, he was such a good singer but such a wannabe white too.

by Aestiino February 9, 2019

wanna be roadman

A wanna be roadman is typically a 12-16 year old who tries to act hard.

They try to use slang but it just sounds a little bit wet when they use it.
Often pick fights with people bigger than them and often pussy out when they actually get squared up.
Chats A LOT OF SHIT.
Often one of a "wanna be roadman" nature has a very high pitched voice.

"Ayyyyy Halim is the wettest fuckin' don around, mum's next time i see him im gonna bang that little bitch right in his ugly fuckin face man *kisses teeth*" -*gets beaten up a couple days later by Halim.
"Shut up! Man has bare Ps' u kno. Oh mY DaYs U aRe ThE wEtTeST GUy I kNo MAn UUUUGGGHHHH!"
-Wanna be roadman from yr 7

by XxAyubxX October 28, 2019