Tricked Out Welt

To perform a "Tricked Out Welt" you usealy have to deke the bitch out. You tell her to suck daddy's dick then right before her lips touch your meat you pull back. Then you let your meat impact her face 0 to 60 in 2.0 seconds leavin' a nice welt for her boyfriend to see.

Merch™: Haha, see that bitch?
Bluez™: Yeah, what's that red welt on her face bro?
Merch™: Lolz, I fuckin' left the bitch with a Tricked Out Welt before I left.
Bluez™: Damn!

by Merch™ July 14, 2004

self help welts

(n.) Calices on the hand, specifically created by nights of lonely male masturbation.

Two dudes shake hands

Dude 1 says, "Holy shit!"

Dude 2 sighs and says "Self help welts."

by K-Mezz LIGHTNING October 4, 2006

Schatten aus der Alexander Welt

Probably the most insane Black Metal song on the face of the earth. Makes other artists cower in fear.

Dude1: Holy Frack, what was that song? I freaking shit my pants.

Dude2: Schatten aus der Alexander Welt

by Thing07 May 27, 2009

Pussy welt

A person who is acting like such a pussy, that it physically hurts your own body.

Frank was acting like such a pussy welt all night.

by Comeonbro July 2, 2020

welte

Big dick swinging, muscle flexing, god like warrior sent from the heavens to destroy all those who oppose him.

The man who crossed welte ended up eating soup the rest of his life.

by John Hancock-Jefferson September 22, 2020

Welt Yang

Hes a gigachad. Second herrscher of reason and anti entropy sovereign who somehow got into a parallel universe (hsr)

Welt Yang’s backstory is so cool man, you should read Second Eruption n Alien Space comics.

by starraizor November 16, 2023

Suicide Welt

The resulting effects of an astronomically non-lethal impact on an otherwise lethal body zone (head etc). The triviality of the "welt" juxtaposed with the carnal seriousness of suicide produces a cocktail of true apathy, ineffectiveness, and inability.

"Wow, did you see Rodney's suicide welts? What a total lazybones with no real followthrough."

by ca$h AF August 13, 2024