bung welt

A bruise that appears when receiving physical trauma to the bung hole.

My bung welt itches today.

You hit my bung hole so hard, I am going to have a bung welt.

Prof Dic has my bung welt.

by Prof Dic August 25, 2009

Pussy welt

A person who is acting like such a pussy, that it physically hurts your own body.

Frank was acting like such a pussy welt all night.

by Comeonbro July 2, 2020

Suicide Welt

The resulting effects of an astronomically non-lethal impact on an otherwise lethal body zone (head etc). The triviality of the "welt" juxtaposed with the carnal seriousness of suicide produces a cocktail of true apathy, ineffectiveness, and inability.

"Wow, did you see Rodney's suicide welts? What a total lazybones with no real followthrough."

by ca$h AF August 13, 2024

weltschmerz

german word (welt=world, schmerz=pain) that has found its way into the english language. a term that describes melancholy or better the state of sadness about all the things going wrong in this world, sadness about sadness etc.

"Whassup with Toby, he's looking so sad and staring into the campfire for like an hour...?!"
"Oh, just weltschmerz"

by Toby german dude August 3, 2005

welthorpe

To pretend you are not Welsh when you are, beyond all conceivable doubt, Welsh.

That long-thumbed dude with a penguin vendetta was so born in a Cardiff bordello, but lo and behold if he ain't trying to welthorpe his way out of it.

by Penguin Power May 22, 2007

Welty

the act of vigorously masturbating while at work.

I walked into the bathroom today and someone was having themselves a welty in the middle stall.

by DeeNaaR December 20, 2019

Welton

O Genio.

Welton is simply, O Genio!

by Wodderwick December 26, 2022