wienerface

1. To suck at life
2. Dork
3. Goofball

also see alternative spelling weinerface.

1. I can't believe you got a 50 on that test, you're such a wienerface.
2. You wienerface! Don't do homework instead of watching Zoolander!
3. You're such a wienerface, calm down and get in to bed with me....right now....

by G$ March 3, 2005

wienerface

A wienerface is a male or female who is in possession of such a nose that it resembles the flacid skin of the penis

i was so drunk i fucked a wienerfaced chick

by ilovechestsnakes March 1, 2009

Weinergate

An American political scandal involving democratic congressman Anthony Weiner. Weiner allegedly sent a link to a picture of his boxer-brief iron clad erect penis to a 21-year-old woman in Bellingham, Washington via Twitter. The name Weinergate is in reference to the 1974 Watergate Scandal.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this "Weinergate" Scandal

Guy 2: Yes I did, I guess the moral of the whole thing is don't "tweet" your "meat".

by PleaseDefineTheWordDefine June 22, 2011

weinerwacker

A person who jerks off at a specific time everyday.

When Dan asked Anthony "Where is Kurt Thompson?"

Anthony responded: "Kurt Thompson is a Weinerwacker, he always jerks off at 3:30pm everyday"

by anthony gweeen January 1, 2009

weinerparty

A party in which a superfluous amount of dick is available.

Bob: "I'm bringin' the dick to the weinerparty!"

by john goldstein March 31, 2009

Weinerbarf

Penile ejaculate.

I weinerbarfed on her tits.

by Hully H. January 6, 2011

weinergate scandal

The controversy surrounding the actions or Representative Anthony Weiner (hah) who admitted to 3rd degree sexting in June 2011. This resulted in many politicians calling for his resignation.

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear about Anthony Weiner?"
Person 2: "The Weinergate Scandal? Yeah man, what a perv."

by sanman2095 December 11, 2011