Bill Weeks

reference to the instigator of the "Weekism" cult movement in which members hail the demi-god William Weeks and believe he has supernatural powers such as:
Telekeniesis
Telepathy
High Trained Sexual Prowess
Intellect beyond 500 intelligence quotient
Immortality
etc

DUDE! You just saved my life! You're like my own personal Bill Weeks

by AJ Garrigus June 11, 2006

Weekyeboard

The alternate keyboard that mysteriously appears in front of your computer when you attempt to chat on IRC whilst intoxicated.

02:43 <Cynake> Aets, Says,m =arge,", 03:27 * AFK-Cynake is seriously not usually this bad wieding a weekyeboard this liate at night.

by Rosethorn January 15, 2009

Weekly Standard

Gay sexual position in which ones penis is placed between his partners thighs...thrusting then occurs until ejaculation.

Chip's thighs were the perfect size and shape for use by Morris in his favorite position, the weekly standard.

by Leo D Felcher January 21, 2005

Weekly World News

It's all true!! In fact, I'm an alien sent to teach you humans the futility of your so - called 'civilization!!'

Take me to your leader, first, though.

I'm an alien, and I write the articles in Weekly World News

by Gork the Destructator October 3, 2004

Six Weekses

The plural of six weeks, a common time period in which grades are reported.

In my school, there are six six weekses.

by Jellis360 February 4, 2010

weeksary

An important day, that is similar to anniversary, but is celebrated in terms of weeks. That is to say, there are at 3 weeksaries because the fourth one is a monthsary.

A week later, we're going to celebrate our group's weeksary!

by takingfancy July 6, 2011

Summer's Best Two Weeks

Only the greatest summer camp in summer camp EVER!!! At this awesome place, people learn that becoming closer to Jesus Christ isn't stupid and he can help you get through a lot. You meet some of the coolest people there who you probably will be friends with until the day you die. The best part of this camp is the competition. The destinations are either Lake Gloria (the best) or the Que (ehh...good). Campers are either Red Hot Romans or Cool Blue Galatians. The Romans and Galatians compete in various meets and daily competitions to learn more about glorifying God. The most important thing that campers should live on fully is the "I'm Third" Motto:
1.) God First
2.) Others Second
3.) I'm Third
Through this, they learn how to love their neighbor on the other team and learn how to live like Jesus would want them to. Also, this camp is known for its amazingly fun activities including the water park, the blob, the zipline, water slide, water skiing, canoeing, the summit...and so on.

Summer's Best Two Weeks: Living out the "I'm Third" motto since 1966. :)

(after competition)

Roman: Hey nice hustling! You did an awesome job and had some pretty nice goals!!!

Galatian: Thanks!!! But your encouragement for everyone was just through the roof!!!

Roman: Aww thanks!!! Want to be my zip-line partner?

Galatian: Is that even a question?! That's my favorite part of Summer's Best Two Weeks!!!

by irishtemper25 December 15, 2010