Weedwaker

One who masturbates like a ferocious lioness after they smoke weed.

GRAWR!!

My buddy always goes to the bathroom for a long time after we smoke. I can hear him jerking off.

What a fucking weedwaker.

by AkimboBimbo July 29, 2010

weedwhacker

A girl'a pussy that is overgrown and in need of a good trimming.

Damn, I did this weedwhacker last night!

by Baldie August 9, 2003

Irish Weedwhacker

When you fuck a leprechaun over a pot of gold and the gold gets on the leprechauns red pubes and there dick looks like it has the midas touch.

Person 1: I just did a irish weedwhacker on my enslaved leprechaun

Person 2: Fuck yeah dude

by isuckbigtoes32 May 6, 2022

the weedwhacker

a sexual act in which your girlfriend(with braces) is giving you head, you must then take a strong rope and tie her feet to a high powered ceiling fan, upon which her braces will rip your pubes out.

last week i had my girlfriend give me the weedwhacker... i'm still bleeding and shes still picking pubs out of her braces today.

by the irish horn dog November 26, 2009

dominican weedwacker

The act of inserting coffee beans into a male's penis hole, and strangling his penis and flailing it in a helicopter motion until it bleeds. Anal, Vaginal, or Oral may be performed afterwards.

"yeah man, last night i got a pretty wild dominican weedwacker. my cum mixed with my dick blood real good."

by Pineapple Trapdoor February 25, 2015

weebwacking

The act of masturbation to anime titties and/or other phonographic material from manga.

Yo, I heard Keefer was weebwacking to his waifu the other night.

by EpeeRex July 29, 2016

WeedWack

To get really high then jerk off

Alex: hey man want to come over later?
Mikey: Nah man I'm going to go WeedWack later!

by TheWaitesKid October 29, 2012