weedginity

the first time you smoke weed (weed+virginity=weedginity. hehe get it?)

you’re gonna be the one to take my weedginity 🤙🏻

by OliEsVelvet December 7, 2018

Weedinator

An invention that will make weed edibles that slingshot all over an area.

“The Weedinator will make edibles and completely cover the tri-state area” -Dr.Doofenshmirtz

by Goofygoobers4life May 1, 2023

Weedling

Weedling is to find your way into a party you have not been invited to by any method. It can involve climbing a fence, but mainly refers to the act of repetitively asking the person having the party if they can go/guilt tripping people into an invite. People who often do this can be known as weedlers. However at the party weedlers do not mingle, they stalk and follow, clinging onto the few they know at the party.

Joe - "Mark," has weedled his way into another party.

Dylan - Weedling fuck! How did he manage it this time?

Joe - He sent "Eddy" on a guilt trip, told him to remember "how they were best mates four years ago."

Dylan - That guys nothing but a pathetic weedler.

by jackgayby November 21, 2009

weeking

weekly meeting

I hate going to weekings.

by am50em November 10, 2013

Weeding

To read a book while high on weed.

Julia: Hey, you wanna come out with us tonight?

Kim: Nah. I think I'm just gonna smoke a bowl tonight and catching up on my weeding.

by Origilingo June 12, 2009

Weeding

is the process of being caught extracting unwanted plants from your green house where marijuana is grown, while smoking weed at the same time.

Dude 1: And then I went around the house and found Brian "weeding" in his greenhouse bro

by 33beegees May 8, 2013

Sham-Weeding

Utilizing Products Advertised By Vince Offer Shlomi In Order To Smoke Your Weed. This Art Is Only Used As A Last Resort To Get Your Fix Of The Devil's Lettuce.

In Order To Do This, You Gotta Chop Up The Dope With The "Slap Chop" And Then Roll It In A Small Cut Of "Sham-Wow"

"Are You High Man?"

"Yeah, But I Lost My Pipe, So I Had To Resort To Sham-Weeding"

"Dude That Sucks... But At Least Youre High!"

by Sparkyyy2009 August 4, 2009