Weeniewacker

A boring or dry person who usually stays home all day beating there dick

Jordan: hey Fernando let's go out to the club and find some bitches to bang.

Fernando: Nah man I don't feel like it imma just stay home

Jordan: Man whatever your a fucken weeniewacker

by Supervatoperiado May 26, 2019

Weenie Watcher

A freshman who like to stare at cocks of in the gym or locker room

" That weenie watchers looking at my cock when i was doing jumping-jacks

by ddkilelr012 April 30, 2010

Weenie Arm

1. A hand job.

2. Reference to one’s preferred hand/arm to masturbate with.

3. An insult referring to someone as a real jack off or one who jerks off others for money or personal gain to make themselves important or useful.

1. Rachel pulled the car back behind the Safeway loading dock and gave me a vigorous weenie arm till I busted on her console.

2. I can’t wait to get home tonight. I got a date with my weenie arm. Which do you prefer? Always a righty braaaaahhhh.

3. The new assistant is no doubt the principal’s new weenie arm.

by Dick Onchin May 10, 2020

Weenie Wedgie Man

A game invented in the Mid-90s by two brothers.

The game goes as followed:
-Both participants have to be in their underwear
-One participant then wraps themselves inside a blanket as tightly as they can
-The other participant then has to, by any means necessary, get them out of the blankets to give them a wedgie

Andre- “Yo Caesar I’m bored bro”
Caesar- “Wanna play Weenie Wedgie Man?”
Andre- “Fuck yea”

by TwoBrosOneCup July 15, 2020

Weenie Babies

Institutional investors who panic sell at the first sign of a market downtrend

The Hedge Fund weenie babies are shorting the market again

by Dragan1979 May 6, 2021

Self weeding cunt

A woman who remains single by making herself repulsive to men.

Yesterdays spinster is today's self weeding cunt.

by Pickyboots March 1, 2010

jeebie weebie

A goodie ass name for Jordons

“Shout our to my boi just4kick96 for hooking me up with a pair of Jeebie Weebies..”

by Jaquipy October 5, 2017