Wee Sex

the scottish term for a small amount of sex

Oldman Jenkins: oi lassie, ill give ya a wee sex is ye come over here
7 year old: fuck off ya old hag

by Russel the One-eyed muscle June 17, 2018

Wee Wee song

You stick your wee in, you stick your wee wee out,
Pull her pants down and you eat her all out,
You do the 69er and Fuck her till she shouts,
Thats what its all about!

Boy; Wanna fuck tonight?
Girl; can you teach me to sex?
Boy; yeah just follow the Wee Wee song!
Girl; mmm id love to have sex(:

by T-Dog and P-Daddy March 4, 2011

wee slut

A slut who is good in bed but makes weird sounds

That girl be good in bed but she’s a wee slut

by Auriana February 22, 2018

wee wee sneeze

schlob on that knob
sucking a cock
bj

“Dude i can’t believe she gave him a wee wee sneeze”

by Thotmisser69 October 11, 2019

wee wee slap

When you get out the shower and jump up and down so your “wee wee” (penis) slaps from your bellybutton to the bottom of the ball sack and back again

The best way to get rid of smegma is the wee wee slap

by Deuce Gwop March 12, 2020

Wee shite

Mice. Usually small field mice which invade large upstairs rooms and hide in cupboards.
Originating from northern England.

The wee shites in the cupboard have left a chewed muffin wrapper behind.

by PrincessMouseHunter June 24, 2018

wee snaw

a word that can replace anything. also an elephant with cat ears, pig nose, cow feet, akita dog tail, horns coming out of the ears, lots of hair, a thing that cows have that squirts out milk, a infested horse that lives inside the body and if you pull up the tail you can see the infested horse inside. it says "bach bach" like a chicken. the stamp is a sun in gold with lots of planets around it. we are allies with tee snaw and if you get kicked out you are a ree or low snaw. you have to put the stamp on your right arm. (under the arm)

you are so wee snaw dude, i mean its like the best of both wee snaws!

by theweesnaws August 27, 2009