1."Can you believe this shit? I got a fuckin paper cut on my webby."
2."You wish your webbies looked this good."
2."You wish your webbies looked this good."
by Igothoez March 24, 2008

A horrible umpire for baseball who has a strike zone six feet high and three feet wide. He will signal safe and call out, while yelling "Fair Ball!" He is almost always drunk before games, and, "Just wants to get out of here." He is hated by almost every player he has every umpired for.
"Dude did you see that call last night?"
No, I was too busy doing homework.
"Yeah, it was crazy. The ump totally blew it."
Sounds a lot like Webby.
"Nah, no one's that bad.
No, I was too busy doing homework.
"Yeah, it was crazy. The ump totally blew it."
Sounds a lot like Webby.
"Nah, no one's that bad.
by falcons52 May 8, 2010

"I did a Webby last night: got mashed off my nut by myself, lost my phone and pulled a bird at a bus stop"
by Paul.J.C January 12, 2009

by Artdg May 10, 2010

Short guy with very very very spikey blonde hair. He is small and all the girls love him. He also has a squeaky voice.
by John Smith Extra Smooth October 22, 2003
