2 definitions by Aradoman
Slang word for Tenerife, a volcanic rock-island off the coast of Africa. Mainly full of fat, balding, English chav families on holidays. Many planes have crashed off the coast due to the blinding reflection the sun has from all of the Elizabeth Duke sovereign jewellery worn by these English gimp children.
The hardcore native 'refians' mostly live up north, but can occasionally be found selling crack cocaine to tourists in the south.
The island is used by many Africans as a gateway to the uk, although due to the large number of English tourists already there, may have gotten confused and thought they were there already.
There is only slightly less AIDSin Tenerife than Africa.
-'refians can only count to seven
-'refians stop growing aged 9
-'refians on average are 63% more gay than regular spanish
The hardcore native 'refians' mostly live up north, but can occasionally be found selling crack cocaine to tourists in the south.
The island is used by many Africans as a gateway to the uk, although due to the large number of English tourists already there, may have gotten confused and thought they were there already.
There is only slightly less AIDSin Tenerife than Africa.
-'refians can only count to seven
-'refians stop growing aged 9
-'refians on average are 63% more gay than regular spanish
guy ''hey, what are you doing with that knife?''
'refe boy ''cutting out your testicles to feed my family''
guy ''oh, ok''
- ''i went to the 'refe on holiday, i now have hepatitis and a crack cocaine addiction''
'refe boy ''cutting out your testicles to feed my family''
guy ''oh, ok''
- ''i went to the 'refe on holiday, i now have hepatitis and a crack cocaine addiction''
by Aradoman October 5, 2006
A rare form of scivitis, which can strike you at any time. This disease has no known warning signs, symptoms or cure. It can render the victim unable to work for extended periods of time, but make seemingly miraculous recoveries, only to be stricken down again without warning.
The victim will be unable to communicate through standard means (such as speech) and will revert to primitive writings, usually communicated through text messages.
Named after the first know case, 'webb'itis has been one of the biggest causes of lost man hours at work over the last few years.
If you ever find out one of your colleagues has this condition, the only way to resolve this problem is a bullet. preferably in the head (of the victim, or yourself - whatever is easier)
The victim will be unable to communicate through standard means (such as speech) and will revert to primitive writings, usually communicated through text messages.
Named after the first know case, 'webb'itis has been one of the biggest causes of lost man hours at work over the last few years.
If you ever find out one of your colleagues has this condition, the only way to resolve this problem is a bullet. preferably in the head (of the victim, or yourself - whatever is easier)
''Hey wheres nathan today?''
''i'm not sure, i got a txt message saying 'sry nt in tdy', whatever the fuck that means?...'
''Ah crap, sounds like webbitis, ill get my gun...''
''i'm not sure, i got a txt message saying 'sry nt in tdy', whatever the fuck that means?...'
''Ah crap, sounds like webbitis, ill get my gun...''
by Aradoman October 5, 2006