The Weaver

When a man puts a dildo on backwards and has sex with a woman in the doggystyle position, while at the same time having sex (via the dildo) with another woman positioned behind him.

I was doing The Weaver last night and it was quite the workout. Traditional sex is only physically demanding during the thrust, but when you’re doing The Weaver you get resistance both ways!

by Tlove412 March 3, 2011

weaver

In Northeast Ohio, a derogatory name for a mentally retarded person. There's a school and workshop for the retarded called Weaver school... that's where the name came from.

Stop acting like a weaver.

by mondeliste February 17, 2008

weaver

to give or recieve oral sex with listerine strips.

i got my weaver on last night.

that weaver is the shit!

by breezybitche$ July 7, 2008

Weavered

When you are working on one task and then you are distracted and you start working on another task.

I was working on that contract when Anthony came in a started talking to me. Then I started surfing the web. Damn I was Weavered.

by weavering October 28, 2013

weaver

alternative word for weed

Do you smoke weaver?

by Daniel G July 3, 2006

weaver

One of the gayest kids you'll ever come accross, usually gets his jollies by fisting men named Steve. Weaver has also been linked to Felching, what a discusting pig.

whoa did you see weaver fist that little boy, what a fag

by rgv312 November 1, 2007

Weavered

Derived from a lucrative greek god, Tyłus Weavüs Måximus who had great influence over masses of the population yet legends have it, he didn’t even know his own power.
When somebody reaches either a god like state, or a contrasting state of embarrassment or utter disappointment, can be used in a wide variety of situations.

This K’s got me absolutely weavered.
He sent me a photo of tyler, I’ve been weavered.
He basically goes with his sister, thats weavered.

by Fettywapemimemhybrid December 9, 2020