Weasel Sponge

The textile that my Grandmother uses to cleans and remove fecal matter from her godess body.

"Grandma, where is your weasel sponge?"

by Sherlock March 28, 2003

The Reverse Weasel Snotter

A sex position. Very good thighs are required.

Hey Honey! Can we do the reverse weasel snotter?

No Sweetie, Mythighs are playing up right now.

by Your Minty Gran November 8, 2011

weasel-scouting

The art of hanging out in skanky bars sober in order to pick up drunk women take them home and have sex with them

John went weasel scouting on Saturday night and picked up a 58 year old intoxicated large lady and took her home and boinked her senseless. He went weasel-scouting

by Sarahr November 15, 2013

Weasel sisters

Two girls who have dated and had sex with the same guy at different times.

Boys are Eskimo brothers, girls are weasel sisters

by Blue mama December 21, 2013

Weasel squad

a group of boys who don’t shave, shower or pull any bitches

Those boys over there smell awful, they must be a weasel squad

by Lexi wolfhard October 10, 2023

weasel and stoat

cockney rhyming slang for coat

put on your weasel or you'll catch your death

by Zues May 30, 2004

swamp weasel

An incompetent fool who makes brash and arrogant statements but fails to actually achieve anything. Tries to squirm into gigs by backstabbing others and succing up to the higher-ups.

"Hey, you know how Kartik said he would get first place?"
"Yeah."
"Turns out he didn't even win anything at all, and I also heard that he sucked up to the officers to get a second chance."
"LMAO this clown is the biggest swamp weasel I've ever seen."

by nigswimmer March 5, 2017