Wazzcocked

to be intoxicated or inebriated due to excessive drink or drugs, to be wasted, pissed, hammered, bolloxed, twatted

UK slang

I was totally wazzcocked last night

Sorry mum I'm a bit wazzcocked...

Let's go on the wazzcock this weekend.

He/she is a real wazzcocker!

by Hanwhoop January 1, 2009

wazzack

An insult from the West Country of England (Devon, Cornwall, Somerset, Dorset), reputed to mean the foreskin of a donkey. Used as a general insult to avoid more established swearing.

You are a complete wazzack

by Steven Drury May 15, 2006

Wazzok

Often used in sentences to help highlight one's stupidity in a given subject. Originating from the Higher-Bohmrich dialect of the English Language, the word has been used for hundreds of years to help identify, and violate complete, utter fucks.

*Bus driver breaks too hard*

"You vile Wazzok; Piss right off you twat"

by Fortnite Gamer 69240rotty November 22, 2021

wozzock

an individual of an exceptionally low IQ

my sister's such a wozzock man, yanno why?
she didn't even have the decency to exist.

by ohlookitistwixieagain March 10, 2008

wazzok

1) Twit, nitwit, also 'Twazzok'

2) V. tr - to wazzok, to do very little

3) Adj.

1) You wazzok!

2) 'I am wazzoking off over there'; wazzoking around

3) 'What the wazzoking aardvark?!'

by tunclr4 September 20, 2005

wazzick

derived from the French *wazoo" (pillock), this derrogatory term can be losely associated to people who are not very good at stuff, like ugly people.

you my friend, are a wazzick.
I can't hear you for you are too ugly and are a wazzick of sorts.

by ayeman September 22, 2004

wazzuck

This is a cult language popular in the areas of south-east england (Essex & Suffolk).
It involves the use of hugely (mm) technical but completely random spoken progressions to unearth a meaning that is perhaps not consistent with common spoken English.
It also contains strong elements of sarcasm.
It is, like a bacteria, extremely contagious and always growing!
Yerp

Bid, Fid, Gid
Quaatalot = not a lot
terrrrrrrrible = amazing
Live, prosper, survive, strive quack = die

plenty more......mmmmmmm i reckon!

wazzuck

by Will Orrock January 14, 2008