Weight-Watchers Crap

A bowel movement so large it results in a measurable reduction of your weight. The kind of movements people try to have just before weigh-in at a Weight-Watchers meeting.

Damn, I feel five pounds lighter, that was a real Weight-Watchers crap. Where's the scale?

by vbartilucci November 5, 2010

The Watcher

(1) A horror movie.
(2) The minecraft bedrock server BrokenLens' anticheat system. Known for banning people for no reason, but cases like these are few and far in between. However, if you get banned by it you are screwed as the staff don't unban these type of people

(1) The Watcher is a 2016 movie.
(2) Brokenlens staff: "sorry, we don't unban people banned by the watcher"

by A dying goat August 25, 2019

Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher

A guy who watches porn meant for other sexual orientations. These guys are actually a lot more prominant than you'd think. Often abbreviated AOPW

I think I like gay porn. Does that make me gay?
No. A lot of guys do it. Your just an Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher.

by Brawesome August 25, 2010

weight watchers

a weightloss program where foods are assigned point value and you add up all the points you eat and try not to exceed your daily alloted points. The thought behind this is that it's easier to count points than calories, fat grams, carbs..exc. it is a legitimite way to loose weight and one of the few diets that allow participants the luxury of not ruling out foods like sweets entirely. Instead, portion size is emphasized and there are also pre-package frozen desserts from the company. Group meetings and weight-ins add a sort of peer pressure, AAA feeling to it, making participants more likely to stick with the program. Anyone from the casual dieter to the obese can learn how and succeed with it.

Jenny went on weight-watchers and lost 30 pounds.

by mmmhmmwow June 16, 2005

Dick Watcher

Any guy that takes a piss next to you when there are five empty urinals just to take a peek at your junk. Or, a male/female prison guard that goes from cell to cell watching inmates jerk-off.

See that fucking Dick Watcher over there. He looked at my package and then winked.

by trollmaster#1 December 10, 2011

professional Call of Duty watcher

a female who watches their friend(s) play Call of Duty all night which either doing drugs or trying to get them to shut it off and have sex. unfortunitely in turn, become good at watching the game, and attmept to help them win.

Random guy, "So do you play COD?"

Tina, "No, but i am a professional Call of Duty watcher."

Anthony, "She watches me play every(god damned) night"

by Tina, DUH February 18, 2009

clock watcher

someone at work or school who pays too much attention to the time

The kid is a total clock watcher.

by Light Joker May 21, 2007