Wassim

An act by a person that dumbfounds others.

To ask her out you called her fat? You pulled a Wassim.

by Al February 6, 2004

Wassmerform

not to be confused with Wassermanform; a raging drunken state characterized by periods of belligerence, unexplainable verbal and physical violence, sarcasm, hilarity, and naked defecation. This state mandates total disregard for the health of oneself or other's, and should not be regretted upon returning to the state of sobriety.

ex. I wouldn't have screamed at that girl and belittled her in front of all those people and made her feel like a stupid whore if it hadn't been for me being in wassmerform.

ex. You were really in wassmerform last night when you kept cockstrawing every girl in the club.

ex. Question: "Why were you laying in the street spread eagle last night?"
Answer: "I was in wassmerform."

by CDE et al April 22, 2007

The Wassum

The act of being highly intoxicated and proceeding to snort a combination of roast beef and cocaine off of a strippers vagina, even though your a vegetarian.

"oh man, did you see Melissa last night? She was pulling a Wassum."

He never remembers pulling the Wassum the next morning

by Scottie Nash December 30, 2011

wassamarayou

An Italian way of saying "What's the matter with you?"

Hey paisan, you taka your bum friend and get outta my housa! Wassamarayou?

by James Werdsbond May 19, 2011

wassem

wassem is the sexiest guy ever, he gets all the shordies around him. Everyone gets jealous when they are around him especially Ryan.

someone: Do you know Wassem?
a girl: yess i love him so much he is sexy

by sophia1121 November 22, 2019

wassum

An expression used to describe either extreme excitment or extreme frustration taken form "wassum woi woi" a anichent victory war cry used by the people of the bumbagoatgods.
Also used to channel unexpected outburst of energy for no apparent reasons.

bruv man won da lottrey!
WASSUM!!!!!!WASSUM!!!!!
bobby was just sitting watchin the bumbagoats play when he suddenly felt very energetic "WASSUM WASSUM" he cried and bobbys peace was restored

by DaNnY SveN August 8, 2006

Dirty Wassim

When you crack a bottom’s skull and ejaculate on his brain as you recite the multiplication table.

“hey man, i tried the dirty wassim yesterday”
“what’s that?”
“well, it started with a guy who’s mom was a maths teacher”

by lay me down January 15, 2021