wastbag

One who is so inebriated that he cannot spell or say the word "wastebag".

Oh man.. Rick is totally wasted.

Hey guys, did you see Elise? She's such a wastbag.

by kretschmar May 15, 2005

wasband

A man a woman was married to but isn't anymore (combination of WAS and husBAND).

I am so over my wasband, finally.

by sbrushfan July 25, 2010

Wasband

Ex-husband.

I just ran into my wasband. He's now fat and lost all his hair! Glad I divorced him in time.

by Talking Princess April 21, 2009

wastband balls

To search for something that doesn't exist on the internet. This nothing is also suspect to being spelled wrong. wtf is right.

Cole looks up berttries on the internet, he finds nothing. "this is total wastband balls!

by The other guy in the office September 28, 2010

washback

The last bit (usually warm) of beer remaining in a friend's bottle. It's offered to you as "washback."

Hey, do you want my washback?

by cerveja October 26, 2010

wasband

An ex-husband.

my wasband is such an ass.

by Tess593 March 13, 2009

wasband balls

The condition where a man's testicles take on the peculiar scent of Krispy Kreme donuts after a divorce.

I went to visit Joe to see how he was doing after the divorce and noticed all of his towels smelled like donuts. It must be because of his wasband balls.

by A L F January 6, 2010