wasabi

A condiment, Japanese in origin, that's popular in the United States. Once ingested, it's pure hell for all of five seconds.

Right after you take a good hit of wasabi, your nose will burn as if you just belched after gulping down a mustard gas soda pop, your eyes will feel like they got sprayed with ammonia, you will become unable to breathe because you don't want to dessicate your lungs into massive pulmonary scar tissue, and this nightmare of physical torture will compound itself on a cosmic scale until you are about to crumple into tearful, humiliating, submissive defeat for foolishly defying the terrible power of the wasabi gods, and then it's overwith. Then you're ready for some more.

by atomic paste waste January 3, 2008

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Wahab

Someone with a great personality that you will fall in love with

Wow, he's so cute...he might be a Wahab.

by Friidchicken December 29, 2014

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wahala

a pidgin english word used mostly by Nigerians, meaning trouble

musa: o boy wetin happen now?
emeka: me i no sabi oh, that madam jus dey give me wahala

by naija boy October 17, 2004

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wasabi fart

Quite simply, the day-after farts following a nice sushi deluxe dinner. Possibly, the most toxic farts known to man, with significant and lasting scent notes that linger for many minutes. It is said the recordable barometric levels have dropped significantly after one of these is unleashed.

I dropped the yeti to the ground after I unleashed a toxic wasabi fart in his general vicinity.

by Bo Regard March 21, 2009

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