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Warming Drawer

When you fart in a co-workers desk drawer without them knowing, then you come up to them later and ask them to open it up to give you a salt or sugar or ketchup packet or maybe even lend you a writing implement. They open the drawer and POOF, surprise, farts in their face!
Jen nearly threw up after she went to lend me her mirror and got warming drawered by her warming drawer.
by The Drawer Warmer January 3, 2013
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Cock Warming

The act of a Top slipping their erection/Strap into his partner's vagina/ass/mouth in order to keep warm - a more intimate version of spooning.
Matthew held Jake close for a bit of cock warming after sex!

Sarah held Gail cock warming her after sex.
by Cinnamon.Peach.Pie January 7, 2021
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Cock Warming

The action of keeping your vagina on somebodies penis to keep it nice, hard, and warm.
Linda enjoys cock warming for Max.
by x2 AssBandit September 2, 2022
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Cock warming

Farmer: the rooster got out in the rain and now it looks like it's due for some cock warming

Farmer's wife: I'll go get it a blanket
by I_69ed_ur_mom November 12, 2020
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Lad warming

The acceptance of a male into a group of males. This usually involves the group getting together and boozing (preferably keeping female contact to a minimum). The warmers must ensure the warmer gets to a relatively high level of intoxication so as to ensure a proper temperature is gained.

Despite it's connertations a lad warming in no way involves and explicit contact between attendees.
"hey dude are you going round the girl's to pre drink"

"fuck that man it's Johnti's lad warming, we're going to get him so drunk he spews in the neighbours garden"
by Joeyboy69 October 11, 2011
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global warming

A theory, that the inflammation of "greenhouse" gases will produce a "greenhouse effect" keeping the Earth's temperature up. It's a really good cause, to prevent this from happening, but most people do not know that in Washington D.C., (my teacher told us this) the people are lobbying the oil, so that we always need to use the oil because of the money involved. And that's what it's all about. Money. If it weren't for those lobbyers, (I hope I spelled that right) we could switch to something that would prevent global warming from happening. But no. It's all about money. Doesn't anyone care about what will happen if we don't prevent this global warming, also known as climate change, from happening? Some things that may happen are the following:

The depletion of the ozone layer

Glaciers will melt because of the temperature increase since the Industrial Revolution. Over the last 100 years, the temperature has increased approximately 0.6 Fahrenheit. Over the last 4 decades, the arctic ice pack has lost about 40 percent of its thickness.

Some ski resorts would have to resort to making their own snow. Ski resorts would have to have shorter seasons and in southern Ontario, the length of the ski season would be cut in half by 2080.

In the near future, the sea level would rise 55 meters.

The melting of the polar ice caps.

Many, many species in Australia's Great Barrier Reef will die out because of a few degrees of climate increase.

~Constance. February 12, 2005.
I really believe in preventing global warming. For more information, you may go to one of my websites, www.neopets.com/~tailofthelily (don't ask, I needed to create a simple webpage)
by C.C. February 12, 2005
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Warming The Leftovers

The period of time that it takes to get a nasty whore warmed back up ready to bang the next guy after taking a break in between sex with multiple partners.
Walter: Dude, come in here and bang Cathy. It's your turn. Howard finished about 10 minutes ago.
Clarence: Is she ready to go?
Walter: Oh yea she is Warming The Leftovers.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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