Human Cappuccino

Using your cum as a replacement for cream in coffee.

“I hate my boss, I’m gonna give her a human cappuccino tomorrow morning”

“This coffee tastes weird, I hope dale didn’t make this a human cappuccino.”

by FTPNUT March 29, 2019

Californian Cappuccino

Rather crude sexual act, when one defecates in their partner's mouth (the coffee), then cums in it (the milk/cream). Some go so far as to urinate or spit in the mouth as well, although I'm not sure how these work in line with the rest of the 'coffee'. Perhaps they represent sugar, I'm not sure.

Average Joe 1: Ahh man, Becky was annoying me last night, so when I saw she was asleep with her mouth open it was the perfect opportunity to give her a Californian Cappuccino!

Average Joe 2: Did you do it?

Average Joe 1: Nah, she woke up as I was pulling down my pants.

Average Joe 2: Ahh, bummer man.

by Faux nom April 29, 2010

Queensland Cappuccino

Aussie slang A beer, large pint, pot, tin or schooner of generally local cheap beer found all over Australia. Example beers: XXXX, Great Northern, VB, Carlton and Fosters.

Oi Bazza, me and Shazza gon' heading to the pub later on to punch the foam off a few Queensland Cappuccinos an play the Brickie's laptop this arvo (Pokie or fruit machine). You In?

by MarsMan9000 April 19, 2021

Joe Cappuccino

an italoamerican who is obsessed with pineapple and puts mayo on his pizza. founder of gastroterrorism as well.

Joe Cappuccino's cookbook is full of gastroterrorism

by absolutrash June 7, 2021

Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin

The most amazing muffin in the world, only sold at Great Harvest!

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM this Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin is AMAZING! you should TRY it!

by Omny NomNomom February 11, 2010

Gino the cappuccino

A term used to annoy the shit out of someone if they don‘t know what they mean

Jack: Why you be A Gino the cappuccino
Lucas: Stooopp Bully me
Jack: That’s what a Gino cappuccino would say
Lucas: (puts head down than proceeds to shake head in disappointed way with goofy smirk

by I finna use my real name November 14, 2018

Cappuccino Bidet

The act of a self flushing toilet automatically flushing itself before you are done with your bowel movement thus causing your own excriment to splash upwards in a bidet-esque fashion and therefore landing on your backside. Usually experienced in a public restroom.

I was taking a shit, I leaned forward to grab some toilet paper to wipe my ass. Then al of a sudden SWOOSH, Cappuccino Bidet!

by The DJNYC April 8, 2010