by younggurl May 13, 2005
Get the wanksta mug.When you have a drunken urge to go to the toilet and defecate into your hands and use the excrement to relieve oneself with a masturbation ritual.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.
Man1: I just had the best wank ever by using my poo as lubricant to cum into the toilet bowl.
Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.
Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.
by Rumball June 18, 2014
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Get the wanky yanky mug.(verb) to wanky slam.
The act of swiftly thrusting the pelvic region of a male onto an unsuspecting victim generally during an intense make-out session. This act mainly occurs during a segment of dry humping from one individual to another.
Caution: Double wanky slams may occur.
The act of swiftly thrusting the pelvic region of a male onto an unsuspecting victim generally during an intense make-out session. This act mainly occurs during a segment of dry humping from one individual to another.
Caution: Double wanky slams may occur.
"Last night while hooking up with Michael, he wanky slammed me.. it was so awkward.. and yet, i loved it."
by wankyLOVER1 December 18, 2009
Get the wanky slam mug.A dish of green peas which someone has, with or without permission, ejaculated onto. This most commonly occurs with mushy peas or pea soup, as the semen can be stirred in so the person eating the dish is unaware of the hidden ejaculate.
While this is generally a cruel and unhygienic practical joke, the eater often develops a taste and, later, even cravings for wankypeas. This can be troublesome for single women who then have to source extra semen to season their pea dishes.
It is considered a delicacy in Venice.
While this is generally a cruel and unhygienic practical joke, the eater often develops a taste and, later, even cravings for wankypeas. This can be troublesome for single women who then have to source extra semen to season their pea dishes.
It is considered a delicacy in Venice.
"Don't you think this pea soup tastes funny?"
"Yeah, when you went to the toilet, I spunked in it. Enjoy your wankypeas, loser!"
"Yeah, when you went to the toilet, I spunked in it. Enjoy your wankypeas, loser!"
by Nielzor October 21, 2009
Get the Wankypeas mug.stray ejaculate. normally found on carpets, curtains and other home furnishings. particulary harmful to eyes. can cause irritation and/or pregnancy.
by Alistair Murray January 30, 2007
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