wanklympics

An event held every four years for the keen young wankers of every nation.

'This is a report form the Barcelona Wanklympics.'

'How does it feel to have won the gold medal for the 100 wanks?'
'The competition was very stiff but I held my own! Pass the tissues mate!'

by TommyTosspot March 28, 2009

wankleberry

A form of masturbation involving berries, any berry would do;

StrawBERRY
RaspBERRY
BlueBERRY
Chuck BERRY
Rachel BERRY

"You are such a wankleberry"
"You see that guy there yeah, he is a right wankleberry, i mean, look at those berrys!"

F: What you doing with that picture
P: Nothing.
F: Are you looking at porn?
P: Erm... Yeah
F: Oooooh let me have a look! *snatches off*
P: NOOO!
F: Oh.., DUDE ?! You are SUCH a wankleberry *walks off*

by rigalish December 16, 2010

Wankling

A young wanker.

"One day you will be a wanker, young wankling."

by Little Lord WTF? November 18, 2013

chokey wanky

When playing charades and trying to convey Auto erotic asphyxiation but relaying the answer as Chokey Wanky

Richard did so much chokey wanky last night he went blue in the face.

by ALEXOUS1 June 10, 2018

Wankles

When the end of your shirt sleeves flare out as if you have fat wrists. It is like cankles of the wrist.

"Dude look at that girl's wankles, they're HUGE!"

by Moo Moo Dress February 15, 2008

wanky cry

1) A masterbation which is performed under circumstances of extreme sadness, to such an extent that the masterbater cries.

2) A masterbation which is had because the masterbater is so sad that a wank is the only way to cheer him up.

1) Chaz's wank was so upsetting that it became a wanky cry, and brought tears to all three eyes.

2) So upset at having just been bummed by Cuddles, Dave Walker had a wanky cry to ease the pain.

by Tino January 29, 2006

wanky

Indulgent, pretentious, simultaneously showy and useless.

"That 8-minute guitar solo was incomparably wanky"

by R.B. September 7, 2004