Wampus Cat

A Blue Panther like cat with 6 legs. 4 for running, 2 for fighting. The Mascot of Conway High School in Conway Arkansas. It's kinda Retarded really.

"That creepy painting of the old Wampus Cat at West Campus gave me nightmares" (you know the one they film all of the school elections and such not in front of.)

by Lauren Cain April 6, 2010

Wampus-cat

Unidentifiable animal, who at a fleeting glimpse in the night only reveals glowing eyes.

"Look, up ahead in the road, a Wampus-cat"

by Duff Miller August 23, 2006

Caddy Wampus

What old people say to kids to try and help them during the debacle of trying to fit a couch out an apartment door

You've got to caddy wampus the couch to get it out the door -or- You're caddying more than im wanpusing!Our caddy to wampus ratio is off!

by Couch Boy March 2, 2009

wampus kitty

very obese big ass woman

I fucked that wampus kitty last nite.

by sassymchateful August 4, 2007

wampus cat

wampus cat is a mythical creature that supposedly lives in swamps and shallow lakes that is covered in hair. wampus cat is also a slang term for a female with a dirty vagina that has an odor similar to a wet cat in a bag of onions. wampus cat can also be used a slang refering to a male that is homosexual that does not bathe and/or has stds.In kentucky and parts of indiana wampus cats have supposedley been spotted in several areas they know them as schlenks. the most reports of wampus cats are in a small town inside of louisville called jeffersontown.

that bitch aint took a shower in a week, she turnin into a wampus cat.

by trick or treat August 11, 2010

Wampus Cat

A rarely seen beast native to the Hickman county\ Pinewood area. Thought to be extinct, until it's recent sightings. Cat Wampus has be known for it's fierce,elusive, and easily startled nature. The Wampus also has an optical allergen to camouflage. Which means pisses him off. If seen with "camo" on, drop your clothes and run. Its safer that way...

I was deer huntin, and ran across a Wampus Cat. Instantly I ripped off my "camo". Made a run for it. Because I'm not a dumbass.

by BrianMccaleb January 14, 2017

Wampus Pussum Cat

A mythological feline. Usually with a bad attitude. Capable of wreaking havoc and discord. It's like a Tasmanian Devil, but in cat form..

Watch out for the Wampus Pussum Cat in the woods..

by Eric Hanks May 21, 2008