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Wampus Cat

A stale, often run through abyss; a gaping smelling vagina; a slut that frequents music festivals for the bubble hash; a groupie that follows the Indiana native John Mellencamp; a majestic paradox for a bottomless pit
Minks has wampus cat attributes.

Dammmnn, do u smell that wampus cat, that shit was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
by I am Wampus Cat September 19, 2011
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Closet Wampus

A six legged creature that is found in your closet. It has two legs to hold the door, and four legs to shred some more. It is of the same species of the wampus cat.
Chris: Oh no! The closet Wampus totally shredded my abercrombie sweater!!

Ryan: That sucks man. The same thing happened to me, except it was my pants.
by ryaniscool February 26, 2009
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Caddy Wampus

Who installed that it’s caddy wampus
by Smurf Dogg May 15, 2018
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Wampus Cat

A Blue Panther like cat with 6 legs. 4 for running, 2 for fighting. The Mascot of Conway High School in Conway Arkansas. It's kinda Retarded really.
"That creepy painting of the old Wampus Cat at West Campus gave me nightmares" (you know the one they film all of the school elections and such not in front of.)
by Lauren Cain April 6, 2010
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Wampus-cat

Unidentifiable animal, who at a fleeting glimpse in the night only reveals glowing eyes.
"Look, up ahead in the road, a Wampus-cat"
by Duff Miller August 23, 2006
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Wampuspod

Someone who constantly with either of their blinkers on, without any intention to turn.
"That Wampuspod is seriously confusing me! I shall pass him and present him with my middle finger!"
by Maliceva March 17, 2009
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Wampus

A vagina with balls
Dude, I pulled down her pants and saw her giant wampus. It was so disgusting!
by Cbarthmaier1 May 28, 2017
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