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Walter white

by Walter White. January 21, 2023
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walter white

Walter:
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.
by Thetatochip April 29, 2022
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walter whiting

the residual sag in your old, stretched out whitey tighties.
"Dude, did you shit your pants?"... "Nah I'm just Walter Whiting"
by republic-of-labia January 8, 2014
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Walter White

The protagonist (and antagonist) of the Breaking Bad series.

A high school chemistry teacher who is diagnosed with lung cancer and on a whim decides to begin cooking meth with a former student of his Jesse Pinkman.

Also goes by Heisenberg or The One Who Knocks.

Really fucking good at cooking meth.
Jesse: Yo Mr. White lets cook some of that blue stuff.
Walter White: Shut the fuck up Jesse, go kill a meth head for me.
by Garden Beebo April 12, 2023
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Walter White

I don't know what you think I've done
But if we were to battle, I've already won
Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
Always getting saved by some samurai booty
I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day
Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid
Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof
'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you
by Walter White. January 21, 2023
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Walter White

General definition: Absolute fucking badass.
Practical definition: Calling someone a fucking badass to the absolute.
Literal definition: A person in the show Breaking Bad played by Bryan Cranston, occasionally referred to as "Heisenberg."
Person A: "Hey, did you see that one show with Walter White?"
Person B: "You mean the absolute badass?"
Person A: "Yeah, but did you see it?"
Person B: "Of course."
by Dr. Jim, TSD July 22, 2022
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Walter White Lab

What you call the meth lab in GTA V.
Person 1: I earned $10,000,000 from my Walter White Lab yesterday!
Person 2: In GTA V?
Person 1: No...
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: In real life.
Person 2: Oh...
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ... Can I have some?
by SigmaChad3000 June 6, 2024
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