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Glazed Walnuts

A sex term referring to when a large group of males - humans or otherwise - ejaculate into the mouth of an individual (always human). One male then dips his testicles into the foaming mouth of the recipient, creating the glazed walnuts.
Dude 1: "Broh, last night was wild - I got glazed walnuts! Me and Jonny and Johnny and John all came in Karen's mouth."
Dude 2: "Brah, that's disgusting...you have to get glazed walnuts from a human! Karen is a bonobo, remember?"
by Whiteguys January 2, 2015
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flaming walnuts

When you fuck on a wall fast enough your nuts light on fire
I fucked her so hard we were doing flaming walnuts
by Alfirmio February 9, 2018
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The Walnuts

A group that is on Tik Tok. A cult that will take over.
by Wally The Wallnut May 14, 2020
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Soggy Walnuts

When a man's testicles get wet from using the toilet for a bowel movement. Either from water being backed up too high, or a small toilet was used. More commonly the testicles could be too big or hang into the water.
"That old man's balls hang down so low he must get soggy walnuts when he shits"
by Captain Manary September 6, 2020
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Pauly Walnuts syndrome

a disorder arising when an aging bachelor spends too much time alone and ends up being chatty to the point of annoyance.
I wish Uncle Schlomo would get laid already... every time I see him, it takes a half hour to extract myself...
he's got a bad case of Pauly Walnuts Syndrome!
by TaurusDude999 December 26, 2023
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how’s your bum for cracking walnuts

Small talk before moving on to the main subject or purpose of a meeting.
We’ll have a bit of how’s your bum for cracking walnuts before we raise the issue of the current trade inbalance
by Wordcracker October 10, 2020
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Two squirrels in a walnut tree

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning
Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!
by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022
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